Cynical Mother

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Cynical MotherI am the mother of three pleasant surprises.  At times, my children make me proud.  Sometimes they make me laugh and when I look at what each pregnancy did to my body I cry. I buy baked goods at the store and call them my own. My kids eat fast food.  I don’t make crafts unless it’s spelled with a K and you count macaroni and cheese. I don’t speak in the third person or whisper softly when disciplining my children.  Sure, mom makes mistakes, but when all is said and done my children will be perfect. If not I will love them anyway. Then, drown my sorrows with a good margarita and reality TV.  Now, take a cyber stroll through my site. Enjoy my blog and share with your friends! I started “Observations of a Cynical Mother” blog to vent, but am hoping to earn some Benjamins to buy new Mom Jeans. Therefore, I am willing to accept paid advertising/ads and links to generate income. It beats stripping and showing off my C-Section scar. To quote the great Sweet Brown, “Ain’t Nobody got time for that.” I may have received free merchandise to review a product.  I am an affiliate with one or more of the banners you see on this site.  Regardless, I am not going to BS you and all opinions are my own.  Mama can be paid, but can’t be bought.

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