((The scene is an FM radio studio. There is host and three on-air counterparts. It is summer. It is a soft-rock station. The primary host is on vacation, the afternoon guy, Kevin, is filling in. ))
Kevin: Does anyone have anything for the 8:10 segment?
Kristie: Pat–whaddya got?
Pat: Ah, jeez, let me think.
Kristie: Any funny kid stories?
Pat: Short answer, no, but let me think.
Kevin: Let’s do the age thing we just talked about.
Kristie: What? Lying about your age?
Kristie: Both of you clam up immediately!
((a tall dark stranger enters stage left carrying a tray of calamari))
Kevin: Can we help you?
Tall Dark Stranger: Allow me to introduce myself! I’m Thurgood Marshall!
Pat: The Supreme Court Judge?
Tall Dark Stranger: No, friend, not the groundbreaking justice of the high court. I’m the Grand Minister of FUNK!
((Thurgood Marshall gently places his tray of calamari on Kevin’s head))
Thurgood Marshall: Now that is not all I can do! Let me show you the other tricks I can do!
Pat: No! You should not be here! You should not be about! You should not be here while Tony is out!
((Now what would you do? If your Tony was out?