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Tomorrow on WARM: The Five Tell Tale Signs your spouse is lying about money!

Is your spouse a louse?

Does he/she stretch the truth to proportions that break your bank?

Does your hubby’s broken promises on runaway spending make Bernie Madoff look like Mother Theresa?

Does your wife rob Peter to pay Paul and then get Simon and Luke mixed up in a credit default swap scandal?

If you answered YES to one or more of the above questions then let’s be clear: YOUR SPOUSE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT MONEY!

Don’t be ashamed….don’t blame yourself. While, yes, your permissive attitude to your partner’s casual relationship to good accounting and honor speaks volumes about your character. You should take heart in knowing that help IS available.

At the “Tony Infantino School of Citizenry and Full Financial Disclosure Academy Without Walls”, you will learn much about righting the ship in your collision course towards lifelong debt.

Tony has a five step process that will balance your books, restore your confidence in your bride/groom and sustain your passion for the Constitution (with the exception of 5th Amendment, results may vary).

When you tune into WARM 101.3 FM and its famous “Wake up with Tony” program from 5:30 am to 10:00 am tomorrow, you’ll not only gain invaluable insight into the darkest regions of the human soul, you’ll also be entertained by soft rock favorites that simply make the work day FLY BY. Your shift will in fact transpire so quickly, if a nearby radio is turned to WARM 101.3, your manager will believe you’ve achieved some kind of witchery with the space-time continuum.

If all of the above isn’t enough to get you to tune your radio receiver box to our 101.3 frequency—-THEN I QUIT!!!

Adios, America!!

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